Danny of West End Lane Books sporting a copy of Hampstead Faces.
Yeah, alright... It's a conspiracy. We want to sell some books and magazines and are using Christmas in order to lull you all down to West End Lane Books in order to buy signed copies. Not only are we the evil capitalist conspirators consistently criticised (Ed. now that's what I call alliteration) in the Hampstead Village Voice, but also the most horrid of hypocrites for doing so... But now having come out honestly about it, although still evil, capitalist hypocrites, we are at least honest, evil capitalist hypocrites.
Capitalist, Us? Never! Signed copies of Hampstead Faces Volume I will make the perfect Hampstead Christmas gift priced £12.99... er, Comrades.
See you at West End Lane Books tonight at 7.30pm for tea, wine, beer, mince pies and seasonal banter.
Toodle Pip and Merry 5th of December, not even vaguely Christmas.
Emmanuel Mustafa Goldstein x
Editor in Exile in the Soviet Gulag of Whampers.