Edtion 14 out Wed 07.09.11

The Hackfather

Phew! Edition 14 of the Hampstead Village Voice - out on Wednesday the 7th of September 2011 - is at the printers and I, for one, am mighty relieved. And, I may add, overjoyed because it's one hell of a good issue. Let's face it there's been plenty to satirise of late both locally and in Airstrip One.

For starters, as a nod to the downfall of Mr. Murdoch's already dubious reputation at the Ministry of Truth, we've added "Hello Humpstead - incorporating The New End Of The World" a centre page pullout, which I'm rather proud of. We deplore witch-hunting here at the Hampstead Village Voice, but when it comes to arse-holes like Murdoch and his Ignorance Is Strength version of "news", burning's not good enough for 'em!

I'm not going to go on too much about the rest of the content other than to say it's a jolly good read - especially if you only like pictures!

Go and buy it.

Toodle Pip!

Emmanuel Goldstein. xx

Enemy of big Brother.

HTV1 "On Air" Very Soon!

It doesn't get more exciting than this...

The first Hampstead Village Voice Television (HTV1) show, "Friday Night Not Live" recently filmed at the Coffee Cup (ed. Where else?) will be broadcast by the last week of June 2011. As we speak, the crew are busy editing and chopping off the naff bits so, needless to say, that ought to leave us with about 5 minutes of footage from about an hours filming. Hurrah!

In this inaugural broadcast, Mustafa Goldstein and The Bombardier Bard are joined by weather man and rock guitarist Stephen Dale-Petit and the staff of the Coffee Cup in what will be a damned entertaining five minutes, I should co-co.

Watch this space for the link to HTV1 which ought to be up and running by the 20th of June. Cor Blimey Guvnor!

Toodle-Pip!

Emmanuel Mustafa Goldstein

Television Producer in Coffee Cup.

EDITION THREE IS IN THE SHOPS

These days you can't buy a single fag in Fowlers; Maynards has gone forever; The Owl & The Pussycat is but a mere memory now, yet Flask Walk's still there...But for how long? Would we be surprised if the council built a dual carriage way here? They seem to be spending thousands on digging up roads these days. There's hardly a road in Hampstead that hasn't got some construction company drilling away... back-handers? Hmmmm...

Edition 3 of the Hampstead Village Voice is in the shops, so off you trot and buy your copy, if only for the Hampstonian's View of the World centre page poster by Helen Cusack. It's Pop-tastic!

The Snobstead Village Voice.

Still chipping away at the old block!

We've formed Hampstead Village Voice Limited and today's our first ever board meeting.

Present:

Marcel Fiegel. He doesn't know it yet but I'm going to suggest he becomes "Editor in Chief who cannot overule IL Presidente!" (That's me).

Sandy Markwick: Co. Secretary. Going to chuck him a couple of shares and make him take care of accounts and all that stuff if he's up for it.

Don Sebastiano, aka Emmanual "Mustafa" Goldstein aka IL PRESIDENTE AND EL SUPREMO Uber Editor in Chief and tea person.

It's going to be quite a ride. See www.hampsteadvillagevoice.com for more....but not much more....

EMG